i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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