Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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