I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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