So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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