You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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