Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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