google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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