i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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