I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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