Have you finally orgasmed yet?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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