I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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