I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
