I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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