We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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