So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
