Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Betty ford says i'm here all night
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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