There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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