If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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