so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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