Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
