I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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