if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
