): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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