i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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