the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just high enough for therapy.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
