were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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