It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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