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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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