problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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