Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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