so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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