Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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