how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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