$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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