So drunk its hurt
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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