We named our party play list daddy issues
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
