it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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