Pass out mid-funnel last night.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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