the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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