did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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