you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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