2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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