Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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