Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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