hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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