Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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