are you still at the devil's house?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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