And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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