Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize