I smell stomach acid.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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