that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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