did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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