CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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